7 Holiday Miracles More Likely Than Out-Swimming Team USA

7 Holiday Miracles More Likely Than Out-Swimming Team USA

By Chase McFadden//Contributor  | Monday, December 17, 2018

Team USA wrapped up a dominant performance at FINA Worlds in bubble wrap, placed it in an empty shoe box, covered it in snowman-themed paper with enough tape to encircle the globe three times, popped a glittery silver bow on top and lovingly set it under the tree for swim fans. Truly, attempting to outswim Team USA is more challenging than…

 

  • Out-spiriting Buddy the Elf
  • Out-leg-lamping Ralphie’s dad
  • Out-blitzening Blitzen
  • Out-illuminating Clark Griswold
  • Out-acapellaing Pentatonix
  • Out-ho-ho-hoing Santa
  • Out-bah-humbugging Ebenezer Scrooge

 

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